At least make sure they are 18
Why
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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