I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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