Can Purell be used as lube?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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