She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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