I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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