I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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