Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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