I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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