we're blogging at a bar
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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