Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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