Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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