***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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