S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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