batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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