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Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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