you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
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you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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