I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
