Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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