theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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