I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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