my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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