what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
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I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?