just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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