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• (703): View more from Virginia

  so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"

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  where do you find these guys?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.

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  Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?

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  Beautiful, beautiful reality

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• (949): View more from California

  I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.

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• (415): View more from California

  His crazy is a thing to be cherished

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning

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  My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(

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