Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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