I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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