btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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