yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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