Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I want a musical about memes.
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