Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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