Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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