Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
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Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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