Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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