dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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