dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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