school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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