and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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