Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
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