She said her name was "party"
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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