Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
3pm strippers are depressing
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
And then my night got REAL pukey
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