Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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