yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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