i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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