I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
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You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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