And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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