No subtext here. People are naked.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Dick very happy bro
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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