I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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