nut hugger
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I need to calm my uterus...
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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