he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
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His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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