2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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