I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Randomize
