the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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