he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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