He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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