Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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