I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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