You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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