Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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