i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I believe in your delicious
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Drunk is not a location!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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