you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
