It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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