Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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