Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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